By Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)
Editor's picks
A few things that live in our own bedrooms. Every toy here is owned by our team. The notes below come from each maker's specs and store listings; our own take gets added as we write it up. Being a pick never moves a toy up a ranked list.
Owned by our teamHismith
Hismith Premium 3.0 Pro
Full-size frame, and three ways to set the pace: phone app, wireless remote or the wired dial. Hand the remote over and let someone else drive.
- App, wireless remote and wired control
- KlicLok attachment connector
- Stainless steel and ABS frame
Great for couples or solo play. Handing a partner full control of the speed and the positions is where it really shines, and the swappable attachments keep the options coming. It takes Vac-U-Lock toys, but a suction-cup plate works really well too. It's quiet and stays stable even at high speeds: on a king-size bed, not the steadiest surface, it never lost its balance. We've run extra-large dildos on it and it handles them well. If bigger toys are your thing, this is the machine: it has the speed, power and control to keep a heavy attachment steady. Two weeks in, we've used it three or four times, and it's been worth every penny.Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)
See it ranked in Best sex machines
Prices checked Oct 19, 2026
Owned by our teamXR Brands (LoveBotz)
Bangin Bench Extreme Sex Stool
A steel-frame stool with stretchy seat straps, so riding means bouncing, not balancing. Strap a toy to the removable red riser bar with the included harness, or take the bar out and straddle a partner instead.
- 14.5 x 19 x 18 in, steel and ABS
- Rated to 250 lb
- Strap-on harness included, toy sold separately
None of our partner stores sells this exact stool right now, so there's no Shop button yet.
Prices checked Oct 19, 2026
Owned by our teamLovense
Lovense Gemini Vibrating Nipple Clamps
Two silicone clamps with their own motors, run from the Lovense Remote app, so a partner can tease from across the bed or across a time zone. Adjustable grip, waterproof, rechargeable.
- App control via Lovense Remote
- Adjustable clamp pressure
- Waterproof, USB rechargeable
Made for long-distance play, or a little mid-day teasing from another room. The clamps are tight and take some getting used to, but once you do, they're so much fun. Speed and intensity run through the phone app, which pairs easily. Nipple play is seriously underrated, and clamping these on and forgetting about them while someone else takes control is amazing. They're rechargeable with great battery life. They're a bit large to hide under clothes, but that might be part of the fun. If you want to find out what you've been missing with nipple play, we'd recommend them.Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)