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Best SpareParts Joque Cover alternatives
Love the Joque idea, not the price or the fit? These harnesses do the job, most for a fraction of it.
Reviewed by Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer) · Prices checked · How we rank
The verdict
Sportsheets Saffron Silicone Pegging Kit, no contest. A comfy harness and a silicone dildo in one box. Pegging, sorted.
Quick picks
Best overallNo. 1 ↓
Sportsheets Saffron Silicone Pegging Kit
$48 to $48.95
$48 at SheVibeRunner-upNo. 2 ↓
Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On
Budget pickNo. 6 ↓
Packer Gear Jock Strap Harness
At a glance
Compare the top 7
- 1
Sportsheets Saffron Silicone Pegging Kit$48 to $48.95Too new to rate$48 → - 2
Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On$53Too new to rate$53 → - 3
Sportsheets Breathable Strap On$41.99 to $42Too new to rate$42 → - 4
SpareParts Deuce Cover$159.95Too new to rate$159.95 → - 5
Sportsheets Plush Strap On$45Too new to rate$45 → - 6
Packer Gear Jock Strap Harness$32.75Too new to rate$32.75 → - 7
Sportsheets Leather Strap On$37 to $37.95Too new to rate$37 →
The ranking
The full ranking
Ranked by demand, review quality, availability, and fit. Stars are owner review averages from the store or brand site, where there are enough reviews.
No. 1 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Saffron Silicone Pegging Kit
Harness plus a slim 5 inch silicone in the box. Buy this if you typed harness and then realized you still needed a dildo.
Pros
- Silicone dildo
Cons
- The included dildo is slim on purpose. You may outgrow it
- Confirm the current kit contents on the card
Why it ranks: Kit leak is honest. Harness-only fit is adjacent.
Ships discreetly from SheVibe
No. 2 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On
Straps for 28 to 82 inch hips. Thigh openings to 44. The harness built for bodies the standard Sportsheets ignore.
Cons
- Dildo not included
- More straps means more first-night fiddling
Why it ranks: Plus-size harness search is real.
Ships discreetly from SheVibe
No. 3 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Breathable Strap On
Mesh. Hip padding. Bullet pocket. O-rings that swap. To 60 inch hips. The Sportsheets harness if Joque money felt like a dare.
Cons
- Dildo not included
- Bullet pocket is empty until you add a bullet
Why it ranks: Breathable is the named mesh people actually finish. Official page is live.
Ships discreetly from SheVibe
No. 4 · SpareParts
SpareParts Deuce Cover
Two openings. One for a penis, one for a dildo. The harness if you wanted to stay in the bed without taking the straps off.
Cons
- Two holes is the whole product. Don't buy it as a simple O-ring
- Dildo not included
Why it ranks: Deuce search is specific and poorly served. SheVibe lists it.
Ships discreetly from SheVibe
No. 5 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Plush Strap On
Plush. To 72 inch hips. Three rings. The harness if the 60 inch straps were going to lie.
Cons
- Dildo not included
- Plush holds lint. Wash it
Why it ranks: Wide-hip harness search lands here first.
Ships discreetly from SheVibe
No. 6 · CalExotics
Packer Gear Jock Strap Harness
Jock cut. Stretch O-ring. Internal strap for a packer. Washable. The harness if you wanted underwear, not buckles.
Cons
- Sized like underwear. Read the waist
- Not Sportsheets padding. That's the point
Why it ranks: Jock harnesses have a real following. SheVibe lists the wide sizes.
Ships discreetly from SheVibe
No. 7 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Leather Strap On
Latigo leather. Metal ring. To 60 inch hips. The harness if you wanted hide, not mesh.
Cons
- Leather needs care. Don't machine-wash it like Plush
- Dildo not included
Why it ranks: Leather-harness search still names Sportsheets.
Ships discreetly from SheVibe
Notes from Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)
Notes from Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)
Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On is our second pick. Once it's cinched, it feels less like gear and more like part of you. That's when it gets fun. Sportsheets Breathable Strap On is the wildcard, and a good one.
Try it on alone in front of a mirror first. It's how you find the fit that makes you feel hot, and you will feel hot. Pegging, switching who's on top, taking your time. All of it gets better when the harness stops being a distraction.
Before you buy
Buying guide
Fit first
Curvy Divine adjusts from 28 to 82 inches of hip. Plush goes to 72. Breathable to 60, with padding. The Joque is sized like underwear, which is great until it isn't your size.
Kit or bring your own
The Saffron Pegging Kit includes a slim 5-inch silicone dildo. Everything else needs one. If you're starting from zero, the kit saves a guess.
No. 1 · Sportsheets Saffron Silicone Pegging Kit
$48 to $48.95
FAQ
Common questions
- What's the best Joque alternative?
- The Sportsheets Saffron Pegging Kit gets the most buys right now because it comes with a dildo. The Curvy Divine is the pick for wider hips.
- Is the Joque worth it?
- If you want a harness that feels like underwear and you'll wear it a lot, yes. For occasional nights, the Sportsheets harnesses are fine for much less.
- How is this ranked?
- Mostly by how people talk about a toy after they've actually lived with it for a while. Stock and how well it fits this exact list count too, and we re-check every week.
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