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SpareParts Joque vs Deuce

Same comfy SpareParts cut. The Deuce adds a second opening. That's the whole decision, and it's a big one.

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The verdict

If we could only keep one from this list, it's SpareParts Joque Cover. Underwear-soft, machine washable and snug enough that you forget it's there, until you really don't.

Quick picks

  1. Best overallNo. 1 ↓

    SpareParts Joque Cover

    $148 at Pleasure Chest · ships free

  2. Runner-upNo. 2 ↓

    SpareParts Deuce Cover

    $159.95 at SheVibe · ships free

  3. Budget pickNo. 5 ↓

    Packer Gear Jock Strap Harness

    $32.75 at SheVibe

At a glance

Compare the top 5

  1. 1SpareParts Joque CoverSpareParts Joque Cover$148from 11 reviews$148 →
  2. 2SpareParts Deuce CoverSpareParts Deuce Cover$159.95Too new to rate$159.95 →
  3. 3Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap OnSportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On$53Too new to rate$53 →
  4. 4Sportsheets Breathable Strap OnSportsheets Breathable Strap On$41.99 to $42Too new to rate$42 →
  5. 5Packer Gear Jock Strap HarnessPacker Gear Jock Strap Harness$32.75Too new to rate$32.75 →

The ranking

The full ranking

Ranked by demand, review quality, availability, and fit. Stars are owner review averages from the store or brand site, where there are enough reviews.

How we rank
SpareParts Joque Cover harness in black.
SpareParts Joque Cover harness in black.
No. 1

No. 1 · SpareParts

SpareParts Joque Cover

from 11 reviews$148

Two-strap jockey harness. Stretch O-ring. Packer cover. Three vibe pockets. The harness people mean when Sportsheets felt like costume hardware.

Cons

  • Dildo not included. Measure the neck
  • You are paying clothing money for straps

Why it ranks: Harness-only search still names Joque. Reviews mention all-day wear and the flat ring. In stock in black at Pleasure Chest.

$148 at Pleasure Chestships free

Ships discreetly from Pleasure Chest

SpareParts Deuce Cover two-opening harness.
SpareParts Deuce Cover two-opening harness.
No. 2

No. 2 · SpareParts

SpareParts Deuce Cover

Too new to rate$159.95

Two openings. One for a penis, one for a dildo. The harness if you wanted to stay in the bed without taking the straps off.

Cons

  • Two holes is the whole product. Don't buy it as a simple O-ring
  • Dildo not included

Why it ranks: Deuce search is specific and poorly served. SheVibe lists it.

$159.95 at SheVibeships free

Ships discreetly from SheVibe

Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On by Sportsheets.
Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On by Sportsheets.
No. 3

No. 3 · Sportsheets

Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On

Too new to rate$53

Straps for 28 to 82 inch hips. Thigh openings to 44. The harness built for bodies the standard Sportsheets ignore.

Cons

  • Dildo not included
  • More straps means more first-night fiddling

Why it ranks: Plus-size harness search is real.

$53 at SheVibe

Ships discreetly from SheVibe

Sportsheets Breathable Strap On by Sportsheets.
Sportsheets Breathable Strap On by Sportsheets.
No. 4

No. 4 · Sportsheets

Sportsheets Breathable Strap On

Too new to rate$41.99 to $42

Mesh. Hip padding. Bullet pocket. O-rings that swap. To 60 inch hips. The Sportsheets harness if Joque money felt like a dare.

Cons

  • Dildo not included
  • Bullet pocket is empty until you add a bullet

Why it ranks: Breathable is the named mesh people actually finish. Official page is live.

$42 at SheVibe$41.99 at Pleasure Chestlower price

Ships discreetly from SheVibe

CalExotics Packer Gear black jock strap packing harness.
CalExotics Packer Gear black jock strap packing harness.
No. 5

No. 5 · CalExotics

Packer Gear Jock Strap Harness

Too new to rate$32.75

Jock cut. Stretch O-ring. Internal strap for a packer. Washable. The harness if you wanted underwear, not buckles.

Cons

  • Sized like underwear. Read the waist
  • Not Sportsheets padding. That's the point

Why it ranks: Jock harnesses have a real following. SheVibe lists the wide sizes.

$32.75 at SheVibe

Ships discreetly from SheVibe

Notes from Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)

Notes from Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)

SpareParts Deuce Cover is our second pick. The kind of toy that makes you wonder why you waited. Don't sleep on Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On either.

Wearing it solo for a minute takes the nerves out. Walk around, get used to the weight, grin a little. With a partner, go slow, grab hips and use way more lube than you think. The first time someone moans under you is a whole new kind of power.

Before you buy

Buying guide

Who's wearing it

A wearer with a vulva: the Joque, full stop. A wearer with a penis who wants to switch or double up: the Deuce was made for you.

Dildo fit

Both need a flared-base dildo that fits a stretch O-ring. Vixen and Tantus are the safe picks.

No. 1 · SpareParts Joque Cover

$148at Pleasure Chestships free

FAQ

Common questions

What's the difference between the Joque and the Deuce?
The Deuce has two openings, one for a dildo and one for the wearer's penis. Otherwise it's the same comfortable underwear-style harness.
Which one do people buy more?
The Joque, by a wide margin. The Deuce is a specific tool for a specific night.
How is this ranked?
Mostly by how people talk about a toy after they've actually lived with it for a while. Stock and how well it fits this exact list count too, and we re-check every week.

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