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Best perineum massagers

A pad, a band, or a tab. External first if a plug already voted later.

Reviewed by · Prices checked · How we rank

The verdict

Sliquid H2O goes first, and the people who own it tend to agree. Clean, slippery and no sticky finish. It's the bottle you stop thinking about, which is the point.

Our No. 1: Aneros Helix Syn Trident

Quick picks

  1. Best overallNo. 1 ↓

    Aneros Helix Syn Trident

    Shop $69.95 at SheVibe

    ships free

  2. Runner-upNo. 2 ↓

    Magic Wand Mini

    $95 to $102.50

    Shop $95 at SheVibe

    ships free

  3. Also greatNo. 3 ↓

    We-Vibe Tango X

    $72 to $85

    Shop $85 at Intimatify

    Use code BEDSIDE15: 15% off

At a glance

Compare the top 7

  1. 1Aneros Helix Syn TridentAneros Helix Syn Trident$69.95Too new to rate$69.95 →
  2. 2Magic Wand MiniMagic Wand Mini$95 to $102.50Too new to rate$95 →
  3. 3We-Vibe Tango XWe-Vibe Tango X$72 to $85from 324 reviews$85 →
  4. 4We-Vibe Verge 2We-Vibe Verge 2$139Too new to rate$139 →
  5. 5Playboy Pleasure Solo StrokerPlayboy Pleasure Solo Stroker$112.50 to $124.95Too new to rate$112.50 →
  6. 6Optimum Power Life-Like PulsarOptimum Power Life-Like Pulsar$126Too new to rate$126 →
  7. 7Sliquid H2OSliquid H2O$13.99from 16 reviews$13.99 →

The ranking

The full ranking

Ranked by demand, review quality, availability, and fit. Stars are owner review averages from the store or brand site, where there are enough reviews.

How we rank

No. 1 · AnerosPhoto at the top ↑

Aneros Helix Syn Trident

Too new to rate$69.95
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A tab that sits on the perineum. Hands-free. The perineum if insertable already had a yes.

Pros

  • Silicone coating

Cons

  • Hands-free takes practice. Night one can feel like nothing
  • No motor. If you wanted buzz, that's Helix Syn V or Hugo 2

Why it ranks: Perineum-plus-Helix tab.

Official Magic Wand Mini. Compact white wand on a studio background.
Official Magic Wand Mini. Compact white wand on a studio background.
No. 2

No. 2 · Vibratex / Magic Wand

Magic Wand Mini

Too new to rate$95 to $102.50
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Broad rumble on the taint. The perineum if a pad already felt small.

Pros

  • Silicone head
  • Rechargeable handle

Cons

  • Not the same brute force as the full-size
  • Still louder than air-pulse

Why it ranks: Perineum-plus-Mini.

Official We-Vibe Verge 2 in black. Vibrating ring with perineum arm on white.
Official We-Vibe Verge 2 in black. Vibrating ring with perineum arm on white.
No. 4

No. 4 · We-Vibe

We-Vibe Verge 2

Too new to rate$139
Shop $139 at IntimatifyCode BEDSIDE15: 15% offShop $139 at SheVibeships freeShop $139 at Pleasure Chestships free

Ships discreetly from Intimatify

A ring plus a perineum motor. The perineum if you wanted a band that stays.

Pros

  • Body-safe silicone
  • Rechargeable
  • IPX7 waterproof

Cons

  • This is not inside. Don't buy it expecting a Helix
  • The arm pokes some people. That's the review

Why it ranks: Perineum-plus-Verge.

Playboy Pleasure Solo rechargeable textured vibrating stroker.
Playboy Pleasure Solo rechargeable textured vibrating stroker.
No. 5

No. 5 · Playboy Pleasure

Playboy Pleasure Solo Stroker

Too new to rate$112.50 to $124.95
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Two motors. Tightening plus vibration. Textured channel. The branded automatic if Pulsar already felt close and you wanted a different case.

Pros

  • Rechargeable motors

Cons

  • You still hold it
  • Water-based. Don't bag it wet

Why it ranks: Two motors that tighten and buzz together, in a hard case.

CalExotics Optimum Power Life-Like Pulsar sucking vibrating stroker.
CalExotics Optimum Power Life-Like Pulsar sucking vibrating stroker.
No. 6

No. 6 · CalExotics

Optimum Power Life-Like Pulsar

Too new to rate$126
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Suction plus vibration. Removable sleeve. USB. Travel lock.

Pros

  • USB rechargeable

Cons

  • TPE is porous. Wash it. Powder it if the box says so
  • Suction is a motor, not magic. Lube anyway

Why it ranks: Suction and vibration from one rechargeable case.

Sliquid H2O by Sliquid.
Sliquid H2O by Sliquid.
No. 7

No. 7 · Sliquid

Sliquid H2O

from 16 reviews$13.99
Shop $13.99 at SheVibe

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A drop. Dry perineum rumble is a skip.

Cons

  • It dries. Reapply. Keep the bottle in reach
  • Not for a long water session. That's silicone lube

Why it ranks: Perineum still wants H2O.

Notes from Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)

Notes from Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)

Want something a little different? Aneros Helix Syn Trident. Hands-free and curved to find the prostate. Relax, squeeze, and let it rock you. Don't sleep on Magic Wand Mini either.

Alone, a little extra turns a quick session into a long, slippery one. With a partner, warm it in your palms first and take your time spreading it. That part counts as foreplay.

Prefer a ring that reaches the perineum? See is the We-Vibe Verge 2 worth it?

Before you buy

Buying guide

External

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FAQ

Common questions

What is the best perineum massager?
Manta if you want a pad. Verge if you wanted a band. How to use a prostate massager.
A wand on the taint?
Mini. How to use a wand vibrator.
Insertable?
Helix if the tab is the job. Best beginner prostate toys.

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