First times
How to choose a fantasy dildo
Tantus Silk Medium leads our choose a fantasy dildo ranking. Real products still sold in the US, re-checked weekly.
Reviewed by Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer) · Prices checked · How we rank
The verdict
A dildo is as simple as it gets. Warm it up, lube it up and go at whatever pace feels greedy.
Our No. 1: Tantus Silk Medium
Quick picks
Best overallNo. 1 ↓
Tantus Silk Medium
Runner-upNo. 2 ↓
Vixen Maverick
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Budget pickNo. 5 ↓
Creature Cocks Unicorn Swirl Plug
At a glance
Compare the top 6
- 1
Tantus Silk Medium$42Too new to rate$42 → - 2
Vixen Maverick$129.50from 10 reviews$129.50 → - 3
Creature Cocks Octoprobe Tentacle$76Too new to rate$76 → - 4
Creature Cocks Monstropus$75 to $78.95Too new to rate$75 → - 5
Creature Cocks Unicorn Swirl Plug$20.99Too new to rate$20.99 → - 6
Sliquid Sassy$13.99Too new to rate$13.99 →
The ranking
Named shapes to start with
Ranked by demand, review quality, availability, and fit. Stars are owner review averages from the store or brand site, where there are enough reviews.
No. 1 · TantusPhoto at the top ↑
Tantus Silk Medium
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Practice on a smooth platinum first. Fantasy later.
Pros
- Platinum-cure silicone
- Flared base
Cons
- Firm. If you wanted squish, that's Vixen
- Water-based lube
Why it ranks: How-to still names Silk.
No. 2 · Vixen Creations
Vixen Maverick
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Squish without suckers. Buy this if the creature photo already felt like theater.
Pros
- VixSkin dual-density silicone
- Flared base
Cons
- Water-based lube. Silicone lube can damage silicone
- Heavier than a Silk. That's the skin
Why it ranks: Human-shape fallback. Reviews mention the skin.
No. 3 · Creature Cocks
Creature Cocks Octoprobe Tentacle
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Silicone tentacle. Suckers. Suction cup. Long. The hands-free suction shot creators buy when a jelly stalk already failed on tile.
Cons
- Long. Start shorter than the photo
- Water-based only
Why it ranks: Suction-cup fantasy demand on creator shelves.
No. 4 · Creature Cocks
Creature Cocks Monstropus
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Start shorter than the photo. Named silicone. A flare you keep outside.
Cons
- Still textured. Chart first
- Water-based lube
Why it ranks: How-to-choose still wants a smaller Creature Cocks.
No. 5 · Creature Cocks
Creature Cocks Unicorn Swirl Plug
Free shipping at SheVibe over $68. Tempted to treat yourself? Add a silky lube and it all ships free.
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A fantasy plug if you wanted color and a flare, not a shaft.
Pros
- Silicone
- Flared base
Cons
- A ridge is texture. More lube than a smooth Snug
- Color is not a size
Why it ranks: Plug how-to.
No. 6 · Sliquid
Sliquid Sassy
Free shipping at SheVibe over $68. Tempted to treat yourself? Add a silky lube and it all ships free.
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Ridges want thick gel. Water-based. Pack it before you buy the photo.
Cons
- Too thick for some vaginal nights. That's why H2O exists
- Still water-based. It can dry if you wait too long
Why it ranks: Choose-plus-lube.
Notes from Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)
Notes from Bedside CSO (Chief Sex Officer)
Go smaller than your ego wants, warm it up in your hands and use plenty of water-based lube. You can size up next time. Solo, stick it to the shower wall or take your time on your back with a lot of lube. Both are great.
The one we'd practice with is Sliquid Sassy. It's thick and cushiony, so it stays put where you need it most. Great for anal, great for long nights.
Before you buy
Buying guide
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FAQ
Common questions
- How do you choose a fantasy dildo?
- Shorter than the photo. Widest point. Named silicone. Best fantasy dildos is the ranking.
- Should I start with a knot?
- Usually no. Best first dildo. Best knot dildos later.
- What lube?
- Thick water-based. Best thick lube. How to use a dildo.
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