First times · 2026-09-14
How to size a strap-on harness
A tape. An inch number. Not a model in the listing.
Named harnesses with numbers on the card
Ranked with photos. Shop from a card. How-to and caveats below.
No. 1 · SpareParts
SpareParts Joque Cover
Clothing sizes. Read SpareParts, not a costume S-M-L. Measure.
Review quality 8.6
No. 2 · Tantus
Tantus Silk Small
Neck millimeters after the hip number. Ring size is a second measurement.
Review quality 8.4
No. 3 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Plush Strap On
To 72. Three rings. Size the hip first, the hole second.
Review quality 7.9
No. 4 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Breathable Strap On
To 60. Mesh. Measure again after a meal if the last nylon lied.
Review quality 7.8
No. 5 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Phoenix Strap On
Measure hips. Phoenix lists to 60. Write the number before you buy.
Review quality 7.2
No. 6 · Sportsheets
Sportsheets Curvy Divine Strap On
28 to 82 inch hips. Thigh openings to 44. The chart if 72 still lied.
Review quality 7.7
No. 7 · CalExotics
Packer Gear Brief Packing Harness
Waist 32 to 34 on the medium/large card. The number is the product.
Review quality 6.8
Leave it · The costume aisle
Unlabeled jelly harness kit
One-size costume. It is not a size. Don't.
Fails the floor
Don't buy this.
A harness size how-to is a tape measure, not a thumbnail.
That is the lecture. The ranked shelf is Phoenix to 60, Plush to 72, Curvy Divine to 82, Joque if you wanted clothing sizes.
How to choose a strap-on is the buy lecture. Best plus-size sex toys. Best beginner strap-on harnesses. How to choose an O-ring.
Before you buy
How to choose
The hip number
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Then the ring
How to choose an O-ring. Best beginner strap-on harnesses.
Read this first
The usual mistakes
Don't buy one-size costume nylon
Best strap-on harnesses. How to use a strap-on.
No. 1 is still SpareParts Joque Cover. Opens the store page.
FAQ
Common questions
- How do you size a strap-on harness?
- Measure hips. Read the inch number on the card. How to choose a strap-on.
- What if I am plus-size?
- Plush to 72. Curvy Divine to 82. Best plus-size sex toys.
- Do clothing sizes work?
- Joque uses clothing sizes. Read SpareParts. Best strap-on harnesses.
Also on the shelf
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- How to choose a strap-onA harness that stays. Slim named silicone. Thick gel.
- Best plus-size sex toysStrap travel. Foam that holds. A handle you do not have to crane for.
- Best strap-on harnessesA harness that fits. You bring the flared-base dildo.
- How to choose an O-ringNeck millimeters. Start larger. A pop mid-stroke is the wrong ring.